- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

The queen having a shit

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

do you wanna hear a joke school

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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