- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Skrillex.

Fine, ladies first.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

A bar walks into a man

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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