- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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