just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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who else is on here?

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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