- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your mom.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

a black guy hates chicken.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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