A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Albert your flies undone.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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