- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

I once did something.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How would you rule?

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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