What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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White men's rights

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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