What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Feminism.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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The WNBA.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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