- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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