How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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