Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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