- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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