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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why can't february march Because april may

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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