- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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