Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knock knock

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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