- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

The Moon Landing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What the hell are you doing?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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