why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

time to spruce up!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Poker face

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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