roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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