- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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