- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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