Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What? Yes.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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