Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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