What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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