What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a black guy hates chicken.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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