- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

identical jokes get different votes.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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