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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

My wife made me a sandwich

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob Saget

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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