- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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copy me and i will kill you

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

minorities.....

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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