Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

haha Otarts was here

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