What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Who invented apple? God

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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