- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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