How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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