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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

what did the farmer do? plant

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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