Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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ejaculation JLR

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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