- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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