BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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