ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How about that airline food?

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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