- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

The queen having a shit

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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