- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

MySpace.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

So one time there was this woman learning...

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Wolfjob.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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