What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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shut up elliot

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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