- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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