Aaron Pfeifer likes men

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

The queen having a shit

boo

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Bob Saget that is all

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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