What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Sixty... eight

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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