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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Faithful men.

no

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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