- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Your're racist.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

hi mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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