Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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