- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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