- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Women's rights.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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