What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...