Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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