The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Shea's sty....

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Weed.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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