dyslexics of the world untie!

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Julian Ha.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Girls soccer

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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