- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

I went to school. Then I came home.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

minorities

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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