What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What if I told you.....potatoe

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

j.p. is dumb

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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