- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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