How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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david weres the slug gone

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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