- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

i hate black people

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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