What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Robin, get in the car!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Internet Explorer

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

darude- sandstorm

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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