what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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