What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

im gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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