- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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