- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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