- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

i found waldo.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

I am very humble.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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