- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

knock knock go away!!!

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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butt sex

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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