- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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