So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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