- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

If you were a cactus, why?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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