Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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