What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Internet Explorer

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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darude- sandstorm

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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