- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Women's Rights

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

knock knock There's no door

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

tim has no humor

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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