Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

justin littleton being sucessful

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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