What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

everyone dislike this

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

i had sex.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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