- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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