- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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