- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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