- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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