What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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