- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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