Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Two planes walk into an office building

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what does a chair look like? a chair.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Womens basketball

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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