What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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im saul and i love cock

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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My dad

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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