- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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