how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Turkey Balls

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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