It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Maths.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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