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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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