Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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