Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Women's Rights

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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