Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Wolfjob.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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