Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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