- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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