- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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