- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

whats a joke

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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