- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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