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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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jd and zach loves vigina

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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