An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Anti Joke

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