- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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