I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Good job, son.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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