- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

c-? men, C-men

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's a joke? Funny

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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