"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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