- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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Knock knock Come in

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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