- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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