Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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i found waldo.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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You're tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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