Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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