- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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