Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Michael Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops