- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why dont they make black forks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You know what's funny? Rape

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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