- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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