How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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