What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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