- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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