- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

a seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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