- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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