Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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what goes boo a sock

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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